Chanberlain Gets Stuck in the Snow

Our favorite rooster Chamberlain somehow got stuck in an awkward place in the chicken coop over night. As a result, his little tootsies got cold. Because he's my favorite, I brought him in the house and warmed him up in my lap, but his left foot seems weak. Until he feels better, he will convalesce in a cardboard box in the dining room. What's life like living with a rooster in the house? How early will he start crowing? When will he get out and poop on the floor? Stay tuned to find out...